I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!

It was a busy weekend. 

Ryan came home on Friday, and we rented movies on Friday night.

Saturday am, I woke up to find Charlie all swollen and called the vet--Tx: Benadryl.  liquid form.  What a job it was to get him to take it--he kept bitting my fingers and moving away from me....He's all better now, but I am watching him with a closer eye.  Then I went to my parents house with Charlie of course.  Ayden was there, and shes getting so funny with all the things she tries to say.  Came home and vegged with my man.

TODAY!  Sunday:  Woke up at 6 becasue Ryan had the alarm set to go friggin' fishing.  took Charlie out to pee, and went back to bed.

Woke up once again around 9 and started cleaning like a cleaning machine.  I even washed the curtains.  My mom almost had a fit when I told her I put lace in the washing machine...  Ryan came home in the afternoon and left tonight around 7:30.  I miss him a bunch when hes gone.  When I am alone it makes the night seem so much later and longer....*sigh*

 

Maria is leaving me for a week.  Shes heading westward with her man.  *sigh* I wish I was going on a trip.

I have the travel bug but no money to go :-(

 

Anyway, thats a recap of my weekend.

 

Onto week #2 of vacay--bored out of my freakin' trees.

Monday:  Pick up my sister at work and babysit, go to soccer at 6:30p.m. (yes I am a nut bar, playin in the snow) and then back to babysitting

Tuesday:  Take Ayden to Daycare.  Do nada

Wednesday:  Await my sears order to come.  Woot for new 50% off--Sneakers!

Thursday:  Alot of Nada, then off to soccer once again

Friday:  Await Ryan to come home

 

Toodles

Swanky

How many pair of underwear are in your dirty clothes basket? Can you believe it! THERE IS NONE! Teehee, I just finished doing the laundry

Have you ever imagined what life would be as a chicken? Yes and I think that it would majorly suck...Umm-its Christmas–time to die

Do you prefer the blow dryers to paper towels? Paper towels please!

Whats the largest amount of money that you have found? I found a loonie under the swaying bridge at Rainbow Valley once.

Did you keep it? Of course. It was only a loonie

Do you think you are paid enough for the job that you have? Somedays I do, somedays I don’t

What is the most uncommon pet that you have owned? Ryan–teehee....I have two kittens and a puppy

Have you ever walked 5,280 feet? I’ve never counted but I betcha I have!

Did you know that was a mile? No...*blush*

What piercings, besides ears, do you have? Nope, just my ears–I am boring

Have you ever rafted before? Rafted? Huh?

What is the most expensive restruant that you have ever been to? The Maple Grill and I was disappointed

Have you ever eaten a whole can of Pizza Pringles? *blush* yes

How many letters are in your great grandfathers name? 11

What color are your next door neighbors eyes? Brown

Name your least favorite breed of dog: Geeze I dunno

Do you prefer to make sandwiches with white or wheat bread? Whole wheat whenever I can

Have you ever brushed your teeth in a public restroom? I’ve never had a reason to

What CD can you not live without? My mixed CD of the 60's, 70's and 80's–I love old tunage!

Have you ever eaten fruit picked straight off the tree? Nope

What is the most expensive item you have bought that was car related? A strut, a mount, 4 tires all at once, a battery, a starter.. And the list goes on and on

Have you feared getting the bird flu? No, I don’t really worry about foreign disease. I’m more worried about getting a sore throat and not being about to go to work or play soccer... there are more important things than the damn bird flu

What cell phone service do you wish you had? I love my cell phone service

What was the longest hospital stay you've ever had? I have never stayed in the hospital

How many friends can you think of have the letter 'm' in their name? Maria, Mindy, Mandy, Melissa, Kim

What search engine do you prefer online? I *heart* google

Are you directionally challenged? Nope. I can go anywhere.

What is your favorite Little Debbie snack cake? No thanks

Do you know how to throw a ninja star? No but I wish I knew how to–I be a master ninja!

Has Burger King ever gotten your order RIGHT?? Not that I know of.....

 

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

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I tag you to do this!!!!!!!!!!  Have FUN!

1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? Start the water and then get it..

2) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle? Sometimes, when I’m bored

3) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercials? Always...Herbal Essence makes me horny. (I like TP’s answer)

4) Where the hell is #4?

5) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? Like when I was five...and even then I think it was only baths...

6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? No.

7) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? Yes, and it hurt so much. .

8) How old do you look? Some people say younger than my age...others say older than my age.

9) How old do you act? Younger I guess.....Sometimes I wish I was back in high school

10) What's the last song you heard/sang? Humm, something on the radio–since I still don’t have a CD player in my new-to-me car

11) Have you recently become a member of anything? Central Queens Senior Womens’ soccer

12) What are your plans for the weekend? Its Holy Thursday this week! Who the hell knows whats going on–lets get drunk

13) What is your mood at the moment? Bored and lonely.

14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? No, but I wish I had the chance to
15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after drinking? Who intentionally vomits? I try to keep my head out of the toilet as much as I can
16) If you were on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? I'd be Johnny Depp...cause he's the best pirate ever! And he’s sexy.

17) Have you ever called anyone a slut? Not every day, but when I have I definitely ment it.

18) Has anyone ever called you a slut? Yes, but they're usually people who are jealous of my breasts....

19) Have you ever smuggled something into Canada? I’ve never been outside of Canada, so this question doesn’t apply

20) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive? Yes, instantenously. Its so so sexy, I’m happy Ryan plays guitar.

21) Do you live in a city with a good sports team? We have the PEI Rockets....I never said they were a good team tho.

22) Have you ever finished off the popcorn? Always.

23) Have you ever turned someone down for a date? On more than one occasion. I always feel bad though.

24) What's your favorite super-hero? Elvis, who ever invented deep fried pickles is a shoe-in to be a super hero.

25) Do you have more enemies or more friends? FRIENDS!!!!

26) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter? Nope

27) Can you fix your own car? Yes, if I needed to I could change oil and a tire or all 4 tires and I can replace windshield wipers and washer fluid–I can fill the oil and power steering fluids...And if a noise starts–just turn the music up and if a light comes on, on the dash–cover it with tape

29) Are you smarter than your friends? I wish to think we are all about the same

30) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends? Not that I know of ......

31) Have you ever been to jail? Nope

32) Last thing you bought over 50 dollars? Someones Christmas present

33) Do you like the smell of beer? No, beer is nasty.

34) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream? Yes. Both, and was it ever scary

35) Have you ever given to charity? Always, at least once a year.

36) Would you kill a dog for $1000? Only if they were trying to kill me.

37) Do you ever get depressed? Never. I get down from time to time...but it's usually just over stress, then I go and play soccer and feel all better

38) Do you live with your parents? No, I live with Ryan (the love of my life) and Charlie and Buddy and Big Red

39) Do you have plans for your future? Yes........

 

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Whenever i can get it hahaha. But I say the random wakeup in the middle of the night... I mean I'm a virgin, I mean born again–Wait–I’m a nun!

2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left or whatever side is against the wall, the comfy side

3.Pork, Beef, or Chicken?
Love it all!

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Hahah I think I have but I wouldn't have been driving

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
As I mimic myself putting my pants on–I will have to go with Left

6. Candles or Incense?
Candles–they are pretty

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
I always dance. If I could walk and dance at the same time I would do it. I kinda can–but I think I look funny  

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
Well I had my license revoked when I was 7 because I diagnosed that kid with syphillis... turns out it was chicken pocks

9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No..Unless I am drinking and then I will respond    "You don't need to pay me–I will do it for free...."   

10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
Microwave... quicker to my belly

11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
The car is usually dirty–damn red soil....the house is messy with clothes all over the bedroom and dishes in the sink–I do not do dishes

12. Shower or bath?
Showers. Baths take too long–unless you are sick and then a bath is ok to take away the body aches

13. Do you pee in the shower?

What kind of question is that? No I don’t. But it should be do you pee in the pool?? More people seem to do that–and my answer would still be No because I don’t like the pool

14. Mexican or Chinese food?
Chinese even tho its not good for you

15. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
All depends on what kind of mood I am in.

16. Do you love someone on your friends list?
YES! You know who you are Sauce Box!

17. Do you own sex toys?
My favorite is gone, it died....

18. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?
Hot Dogs on the BBQ in the middle of summer. Nothing better

19. Your favorite restaurant?

Pizza! Anywhere that serves pizza! Or poutine or burgers and fries or fish & chips...

20. What did you have for lunch today?
A crispy crunch chocolate bar and 2 bananas

21. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?

I no like lettuce–I do not look like a rabbit......

22. When did you last fall down?

Oh geeze, I dunno... A long long time ago...

23. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
I'm sure I have thought it but never meant it

24. Love or Money?
Love, but money is always a bonus OR love that comes with money.

25. Credit Cards or cash?
Cash, then I don’t need to use debit to get 5 cent candies

26. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?

YES! A few of the crazies!

27. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers?
Oreos are the greatest cookies of all time, dipped in milk *drool*

28. How do you like your steak cooked?
Well done.

29. How do you like your eggs?
Fried, or scrambled no fancy stuff

30. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
Humm, yeah I think so

31. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I love camping!  

32. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
Neither really and it would depend on the surgery

33. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Umm no, cause then I would look funny

34. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
I vote neither..

35. Ever been to a strip club?
Unfortunately no, but Ryan has–he calls it ‘goin’ to see titty’

36. Ever been to a bar?
Many many times.

37. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope, I’m a good girl

38. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Oh yes, out of Melons–I was falling asleep at the bar and Ryan had to come and pick me up early

39. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Nope

40. Have you ever thrown up from drinking too much?
Me drink too much?

41. Had sex in the car?
A few times.

42. Had sex at the beach?
No, who the hell wants sand workin’ its way into their crack while doin’ the deed?

43. Had sex in a movie theater?
Noppers

44. Had sex in a bathroom?
Hahah ummm yes

45. Had sex at work?
Nope

46. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Afternoon Delight

47. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah..

48. Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Hahah never

49. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
See Below

50. Is there anyone on your friends list that you HAVE had sex with?
My fiance is on this list... can I just keep it at that

51. Have you been caught having sex?
I don’t think so-I hope not

52. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
A long long long time ago–when I was single--It's called a night out in Charlottetown at the VU

53. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not that I am aware of..

just wanted to do a lil update:

This weekend.....Ryan leaves--I am so heartbroken   But I will see him next Thursday because of the long weekend--which is also exciting and I get to keep him home for 3 and a half days instead of 2......WOOT!

 

Friday night : working evening clinic and then going to see Tribute to the BeeGees with my mom. 

Saturday:  Working clinic in am 8:30-11 then coming home to make food. go to parents house drop off dog and go to soccer party to get smashed!

 

 

Vacay starts in 5 days, thats also exciting....

soccer starts in 2 weeks.....exciting as well....

 

TONIGHT:  going to return a movie get pet food and visit Ryans parents--thats just plain 'ol busy.......

k toodles.

I gotta go and do stuff :-)

Swanky

 

 

Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)

Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

Have you ever given a public speech?  No, but when I was in grade 2 I was forced to be Mother Wolf in a play and hated it.
When was the last time you sat in the back seat of a car?  Not too long ago.
When was the last time you had a checkup?  A checkup?  Like when I was 12.
Have you ever cried in a movie theater?  I don't think I have ever cried at the movies.
Has a stranger ever stared at you in public?  Yes, and I told him to take a picture and stop lookin' at my boobs
Have you ever had anything stolen from you?  Yes, my cousin Amy stole my blue roots sweater back in high school, and then she lied about having it after I saw her wearing it.  I no longer talk to her.
Starting in what grade were crayons excluded from your school supply list?  I was still using crayons in grade 11
Were you heartbroken?  No, I loved it!
When was your last run-in with the police?  NEVER
Are you a good sport or a sore loser?  Depends on what sport and who I am playing with/against.
Do you read comic books?  No
Have you ever been so emotional it left people speechless?  No, I try to keep my emotions in check
When was the last time you threw up?  Back in the summer when I was super drunk
Do you intentionally sing poorly in front of people to avoid a critique?  Huh?
Do you force your way into conversations in which you are not involved?  Sometimes, depends on if I am nervous
What did you / what will you do on your 18th birthday?  OMG, that was 5 years ago, I don't remember
When was the last time you had a dream with a premonition in it?  I dream all of the time, some of it comes true and some of it is so out there.....
Did it come true?  Read previous question
Have you ever seriously pretended to be clinically insane?  NO, but sometimes I wish I was for the good drugs
Are there any words you cannot spell correctly, no matter how hard you try?  YEs!
Do you know anyone with a stutter?  Sure do
With a lisp?  Yep
Do you doodle more on page borders or on entire pages?  Both, sometimes--depends on whats going on
Have you ever been in a newspaper?  Yes for youth bowling
Have you ever been on TV?  No
What was the last board game you played?  Scrabble, I love it!
Did you win?  I always win
When was the last time you tried to speak with an accent?  My fake accens suck
What was the accent?  blah
Have you ever made up a word before?  Yes
Did you get anyone else to use it?  Yes
Are all 4 of your biological grandparents alive?   No, I don't have any grandparents
What is / was your GPA?   I dunno, but i graduated high school with honors
When was the last time you used a flashlight?  a long time ago, but now with skunks being around, when I take charlie out at night i am going to start to use one
Do you ever take pictures so myspacey that they're embarrasing even to you?  I hate all my pics
When was the last time you went to a museum?  Long time ago
Do you have anything from IKEA in your room?  no IKEA on PEI
If you were watching TV now instead of doing this, what would you watch?  Whatever was on
When was the last time you played MASH?  Jr High ***I was tagged and now I tag you!***

Remember the other day when I said I saw a peacock?

Boy was I wrong.  I was telling my dad about it and he just looked at me like i was crazy... "A peacock?? Are you sure? Are you sure it wasn't a pesant??"

I didn't know, but I now know it wasn't a peacock.

 

Day #5 of vacay.  Bored.  Its cold out, I don't want to go anywhere, I am addicted to Facebook, tho no one is really on it during the daytime. *sigh* bored...

Maybe there is a possibility of going to Trivia tonight @ Cheers with Roxanne and family.  Depends on the weather tho, I don't like drivin across that damn mini-bridge when its snowin' and blowin'.

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Ok bye

Swanky

Day #2 of holidays, and I am bored out of my mind!

I can't  wait to go back to work.

This morning, I went to town with Ryan at 7a.m. went into work and filed some paperwork--talk about crazy!

Yeah so I am real bored, it sucks when all your friends have jobs and you've got no $$$ to go shopping with.  AND the things I had planned on doing today (dropping off Wedding invitations, taking my ROE to HRSDC), yeah left them all at home sitting on the kitchen table.

Boo I suck. 

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No big plans for the weekend, didn't I already mention something about having no $$$???  Tho it is St. Paddy's Day and EVERYONE will be going out, but I will opt for a rented movie from That's Entertainment and veg out on the couch.

 

You Should Honeymoon in Mexico!

After planning your wedding, all you want to do is relax No busy honeymooon for you. You'll take a warm beach and a cool cocktail. Plus, you can stay in a super swank hotel for cheap And discover that there's little better than a pool with a built in bar! Suggested destinations: Cancun, Acapulco, Cabo San Lucas, Cozumel

 

 

 Toodles

Swanky

Today while delivering wedding invitations in the country.  We were driving down this back road (red dirt/gravel) and saw a peacock!  It was just walking on the side of the road, doin' its own thing and stopped walking when we drove by it.  It was kinda cool, since I have never seen a peacock before. Tho the tail feathers weren't spread open or anything, you could still see its tail...Very cool

 

Ever wonder where in the world it can go from -30 degrees to +6 degrees in 3 days?  Here on friggin' PEI. Can you say HEAT FLASH?  Its like the maritimes just took a menopausal hot flash or something...Teehee

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You're Pretty Fit

You do your best to work out, but you probably don't do it as much as you like. Maybe you need to do mini-workouts throughout the day to fit in exercise... Or maybe you need a whole new activity to motivate you.

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DO YOU SNORE?  Sometimes, sometimes I talk in my sleep too
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?   both
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?  Fire and deep water
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER? yes, and a GI Joe player..
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?   it bites, give me Grey's Anatomy!
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?  YES!
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?  Of course I was and I still am cute
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?  Single?  OMG I haven't been single in years.  I'm almost married
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?  White
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?  No, becuase the shower echos
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?  No, but I would love to go
ANY SECRET TALENTS?  I can touch my nose with my tongue
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?  Anywhere, as long as I can by with Ryan and/or the girls
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?  No cooked fish is nasty enough--I don't need to touch the raw stuff
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?  Umm, no
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?  Kinda
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?  I dunno, I usually get impatient and chew it
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?  no, but I can spell Mississippi backwards
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?  Twice!
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?  They are the hottest sexiest things on the beach and at the pool, nothing better than seeing a 40-something old man wearing one...Bring it on! (umm no speedos are nasty)
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?  Shoot the damn thing already!
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?  Yes, 3 months into my future
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?  I love it!
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?  housework
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"   like 5 minutes ago
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?  He's probably with Elvis
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?  No, but at wakes and funerals
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?  fried or boiled or scrambled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?  Not all
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?   I beleive that the dryer monster eats it.
WHAT TIME IS IT?   11 p.m.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?  Swanky, Swankster. K-dawg
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?  I love McDees, but yeah its gross
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?   This afternoon
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?  Shower please!
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?  Of course he is, I've talked to him on the radio
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?  Depends on where I am...Is there a skunk abouts?
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?  Ice cream, chocolate, half cooked brownies, drinking, dancing, sex, facebook, the internet in general...ummm....Ryan....should I contiune?
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?  No PB for me thanks
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?   No but I betcha it would be fun times
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?  Once, cause I am lazy
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?  Whatever floats your boat
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?  YES!  With slippers too
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?  No
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?  Hazel
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?  Oh god, I dunno
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?  Yes, I am a rockstar
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?  I dunno
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?  sometimes I think I am
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? Yes, loved the book
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?  I can play chopsticks on teh paino/keyboard, and I can play the recorder.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?  Um no, I think I am lacking in the center of gravity department
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?  LOVE IT!
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? I hope to god I don't
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?  Yes
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?  Sometimes.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?  Sure why not.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?  No
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?  God only know what the hell my mother knows about
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?  warm brownies with ice cream
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?  No cause it tastes nasty-I bite my nails alot
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?   I like ryan.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?  Vonage....
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?  No american egal on PEI
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?  I dunno, I love the radio